gutsygumshoe:

one time some guy asked for my number and he was really nice but i’m in a relationship so i just said so and he was like “no worries, take it as flattery then”

THAT’S how you handle rejection, not by stabbing a girl in the fucking neck

(via famosity14)

brownglucose:

Police Chief of Ferguson: One of our officers got hit with a brick and broke his ankle :-(

Me:
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ouijayes:

stimutax:

70 Most Useful Sites on the Internet

The apartment one just helped me out a lot :o

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anothercoverup:

manekikoneko:

cloppinq:

water is fucked up because you need it to live and then it drowns you just because it can

Oxygen’s even more fucked up because you need it to process your most basic functions and from the very first breath you take, it is already working on oxidizing literally every part of you. We spend our whole lives being broken down by oxygen, one chemical reaction at a time.

Science side is morbid tonight

(Source: hamfucker39, via positivelyweird14)

wilwheaton:

fayedaniels:

blackgirlsrpretty2:

it’s not your job to entertain him by sending him nudes

it’s not your job to satisfy him sexually because he’s horny

you are not required to do anything that makes you feel uncomfortable or that you don’t want to do

don’t be scared of “losing him”

he most likely wasn’t anything worth keeping

Girls need to be taught this from such an early age.

And boys need to be taught to respect the girls.

(via positivelyweird14)

franklycats:

Whenever a guy sleeps with lots of girls he is a “player” but whenever I do it I’m a “lesbian”

(via tentacuddles)

menthuthuyoupi:

you’re telling me a chicken fried this rice?

(via nasubutt)

  • Me: *playing Tomb Raider*
  • Grandmother who is visiting for the weekend: Mind if I sit with you?
  • Me: *squirming slightly because there is gore and swearing in this game and my grandmother is a sweet old lady: Um, if you want to.
  • Grandmother: *sits* Thank you, dear.
  • Me: *continuing to play for about five minutes*
  • Grandmother:
  • Grandmother:
  • Grandmother: LOOK OUT THERE ARE THREE COMING DOWN THE HILL
  • Grandmother: THAT WAS POINT BLANK HOW ARE THEY ALIVE
  • Grandmother: OOOHH YOU MADE THAT EXPLODE
  • Grandmother: STOP KILLING MY GRANDDAUGHTER
  • Grandmother: KILL THEM KILL THEM ALL
  • Grandmother: OHHHHH YOU SHOT HIM IN THE HEAD OHHHHHHHHH
  • Grandmother: RUN RUN RUN YOU'RE ABOUT TO DIE RUN
  • Grandmother: OKAY NOW KILL THEM ALL
  • Me: *slowly turns to look at her* Grandma
  • Grandmother: *sweet smile* Hmm?
  • Me: Grandma oh my god
  • Grandmother: *more smiling* Well, hurry up and kill everyone else, I want to see you save this Sam person.
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Grandmother: Kill them.
mysharona1987:

jamarrob:

thoughtsareextraordinary:

WOW

my mama always taught us to do this 👌

I’m reblogging this because this could actually save someone one day.

mysharona1987:

jamarrob:

thoughtsareextraordinary:

WOW

my mama always taught us to do this 👌

I’m reblogging this because this could actually save someone one day.

(Source: afro-thunder-knotting-it-up, via lookingforagoodurl)

perks-of-being-chinese:

when i was a kid, i asked my dad where babies came from and he said something like “ur mom had a stomach ache and she went to the bathroom n then came out with you” and i feel like thats his way of calling me a piece of shit

(Source: perks-of-being-chinese, via rabbureblogs)

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